Mis-understandings : must read this conversation :)
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life

"The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

(The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.)
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

A 4yr old girl walks-in while her
father is dressing in the
bedroom . She looks at his
privates and points at his ?????
and asks "Dad
what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't know".
She goes to kitchen and finds her
mom "Mom what is that long
thing between dad's legs?" her
mom instead of explaining things

to her she replies "I don't know" A week later when her mom was
coming from work the lil girl
ran to her and says "Mom you
refused to tell me the name of
that
thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own
IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH;;)
The mom laughs, then ask her
"How do u know that?"
The lil girl explains "....when I
came back from pre-school this morning I saw aunty joyce (the
maid) kneeling in front of dad,
brushing her teeth with
dad's toothbrush and sure
enough, there was TOOTHPASTE all
over her mouth Mom Fainted

GOVERNMENT OF GOD

 1.MINISTRY OF FINANCE( Haggai 2:8) Gold & silver are mine declares the almighty God 2.MINISTRY OF EDUCATION(Hosea 4:6) My people perish because of lack of knowledge. 3.MINISTRY OF ROADS(John 14:6) Am the way,the truth and life,no one comes to my father except through me. 4.MINISTRY OF TOURISM(Mark 16.15) Go into all corners of the world and preach good news to every creature. 5.M

INISTRY OF LABOUR(Mathew 9:37) The harvest is abundant but workers are few. 6.MINISTRY OF SPORTS (Mathew 19:30) Many who are first will be last and many who are last will be first. 7.MINISTRY OF TRANSPORT (Mathew 11:28) Come to me,all who are tired from carrying heavy loads and i will give you rest. 8.MINISTRY OF HEALTH(Isaiah 53:5) I took all your infirmities and by stripes you are healed. 9.MINISTRY OF INTERNAL SECURITY (Isaiah 54:17) No weapon formed against you shall prosper. 10.MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE(John 15:1) Am the true vine & my father is the gardener.He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit..

THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321...111111111 x 111111111 =
123456789876543 21
Now, take a look at this...
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R ST U V W X Y
Z
(Is represented as...)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
Then:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O -D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put
you over the top!

It's up to you if you LIKE & SHARE this with your
friends & loved ones just
the way I did...

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the hu sband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths' and nobody offered me a damned thing.