Its good for ur health.

DID U KNOW THAT 1. F****ing once a week is good for your health but it's harmful if done every day? 2. F***ing allows proper relaxation of your mind & body? 3. F***ing refreshes Ɣΰ? 4. After F***ing, U̶̲̥̅̊ shouldn't eat too much, go for more liquids and fruits? 5. Try to f*** indoors so that people won't know? 6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level? So FASTING is good 4 ur health! God bless ur corrupt mind;)!!

DID U KNOW THAT 1. F****ing once a week is good for your health but it's harmful if done every day? 2. F***ing allows proper relaxation of your mind & body? 3. F***ing refreshes Ɣΰ? 4. After F***ing, U̶̲̥̅̊ shouldn't eat too much, go for more liquids and fruits? 5. Try to f*** indoors so that people won't know? 6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level? So FASTING is good 4 ur health! God bless ur corrupt mind;)!!

americans no pass naija.

America NO PASS 9ja JOOR!!! They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2- face. They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach. They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu, They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram.

americans no pass naija.

America NO PASS 9ja JOOR!!! They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2- face. They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach. They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu, They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram.

America NO PASS 9ja JOOR!!! They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2- face. They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach. They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu, They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram.

Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
Dad: of course not, why? ! face-smile.png
Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!!

the story of adesuwa!

Adesuwa,a primary five pupil was so much hated by her class teacher Mrs .Osamende She does
everything within her power to
disfavour Adesuwa whenever opportunity presents itself. One
day, foreign missionaries visited the school with lots of educational materials and the need to share foreign text books to the pupils arised. The head teacher asked every class
teacher to organize their pupils in a single line. Mrs Osamende
ensured she made Adesuwa to stand as the last person in her class as she said to herself 'who
knows if the gift might not be
enough, so it won't get to her
turn' When Miss Nuthela entered
the class, she moved to the front but find out the pupil were so close to the blackboard,
in order not to stain herself she
seek for a space to stand and
discovered there are more space for her to stand at the back, after arranging materials
to be shared, she said 'class, about turn',at this point
Adesuwa automatically becomes the first pupil on the line & the first to receive from that class............!!! - No man will frustrate you from what God
prepares for you... - Any plan of the enemy to deny your blessing
will never stand... - You shall always be the first and not the last... - The yoke of 'turn-by-
turn' shall be broken just for your good... Welcome to the era when God will disorganise the enemies conspiracy just to favor you... Ave a wonderful wknd

was he wrong or right?

a guy stayed 4 two weeks without holding 50 naira,an a friend invited him 2 church on a sunday. while d oferng is on a lady siting close to him noticed dat he did not stand 4 d oferng. she now placed some cash on his hand. d guy checked & saw 3000 naira, he stood up & went home. church closed.
hahahaha

truly i have been blessed

FORGIVE ME LORD WHEN I WHINE!
Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful
woman and wished I were as beautiful.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and wore a crutch.
But as she passed, she passed a smile.
Oh God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two legs; the world is mine.
I stopped to buy some candy.
The lad who sold it had such charm.
I talked with him, he seemed so glad.
If I were late, it'd do no harm.
And as I left, he said to me,
"I thank you, you've been so kind.
It's nice to talk with folks like you.
You see," he said, "I'm blind."
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two eyes; the world is mine.
Later while walking down the street,
I saw a child I knew.
He stood and watched the others play,
but he did not know what to do.
I stopped a moment and then I said,
"Why don't you join them dear?"
He looked ahead without a word.
I forgot, he couldn't hear.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two ears; the world is mine.
With feet to take me where I'd go.
With eyes to see the sunset's glow.
With ears to hear what I'd know.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I've been blessed indeed, the world is mine.

what should this guy do?

A guy was btw d devil n d deep blue sea.He met 2 galz who r frndz.He likz one of d galz bt dnt knw wat to do abt it bcos of friendship.He put dem to some sort of test n d one he likz amazed him beyond imagination.He noticed d oda gal mite cause troble if she getz to knw dat he is going out wit her frnd. Bt dis guy so much appreciate d oda gal'z boldness, tactfulness, intelligence n maturity bt she is nt dat beautiful whras her frnd is a beauty paragon. Wat shld dis guy do? Answer wit cogent reason!!